So, there are these speed limit signs in the area I live in.
They say ‘30 MPH strictly enforced’.
And I’m just left wondering ‘why does it say strictly enforced?’
I don’t see speed limit signs reading ‘mildly enforced’ or ‘eh, we’ll pull you over if you’re going like 70’.
Chris as Owen Chase (In The Heart of the Sea)
kat8therude, I hope you don’t mind, but I wanted to build on what you wrote about Jane being told that ladies can’t do science and ladies can’t be sailors either, and Jane saying “fuck that” and running off to sea to do BOTH.
So basically I have a Jane/Thor plot bunny in which Jane is Ariel wanting to know more about the people on land, but sometimes I have a different plot bunny in which Jane is a scientific Prince Eric, and she takes her royal ship out to sea so she can study fluid dynamics and develop equations that help her to also understand nebulae. She builds a submersible and dives deep into the ocean, but her submersible springs a leak and Ariel!Thor has to rescue her, and she’s like, “Whoa, hot merman. I should try to develop a serum that will transform my body and allow me to breathe underwater.” And then they live happily ever after!
In the Pirate AU, Jane is also studying fluid dynamics and the stars and she’s their navigator and an astronomer; she’s their cartographer and oceanographer, all in one. (But she doesn’t do marine life, Thor can do marine life if he really wants. Jane’s their numbers gal.)
I love all of this.
I Can’t Remember
Which of my mutuals always posts Criminal Minds gifs but oh no I started watching and I am totally hooked.
Q:Skye & Melinda + the art of being kickass
Failing to Hide Their Integrity (title source)
A/N: Okay, so this is a bit more than 3 sentences, oops. Also this is not in any way shape or form Ward friendly. In case you are new ‘round these parts. The bit about wolves comes from Natasha and Marjorie Liu’s lovely brain.
This is perfect and amazing. Yesssssssssssssssssssss.
THIS SONG IS AS OLD AS I AM.
Also, that is not the title of the actual song for some reason Windows Media Player is confused.